I wanna 'soft! 
soft!

I wanna 'soft! 
soft!

I want to 'soft!
soft!

I wanna 'soft! 
soft!

Walkin to the field
with a vest full of mags and my sweet M4-A1 (one!)
one one one!

Got my backpack on
with my gloves and my boots and my Multicam shemagh (shemagh!)
shemagh shemagh shemagh!

So if you ask me why I like military trainin'
There's only one thing I can say to you

I wanna 'soft! 
soft!

I wanna 'soft! 
soft!

I want to 'soft!
soft!

I wanna 'soft! 
soft!

There's a feelin that
I get from nothin' else and there ain't nothing' in the world that makes me go! (go!)
go go go!

Plug my battery in
I've waited for so long so I could shoot some people up so let's go! (go!)
go go go!

When I'm on full auto and my M4's shootin BB's
there's nothin else that I would rather do

I wanna soft!
soft!

I wanna soft!
soft!

I want to soft!
soft!

I wanna soft!
soft!

(Abrupt end of music by George interrupting in normal clothes: "Matt, what's going on in here?!

Matt(dumbfounded): "uh…"

George: Slackers….

George closes the door.

queue music:
soft!
(soft!)

soft!
(soft!)

soft!
(soft!)

soft!
(soft!)

soft!
(soft!)

soft!
(soft!)

guitar solo
----fade to black----